Top Ten

Top Ten signs I need a vacation...NOW!

10. My office manager keeps talking to me in hushed tones because she's afraid I might start yelling.

9. Even my dog thinks I'm too grouchy to sit with.

8. I've started to contemplate becoming an alcoholic...not really, but it seems to be a convenient excuse to shirk responsibilities.

7. My patients are telling me I enjoy causing pain. I don't, but as long as I can keep them scared of me, I'm in control...bwahahaha.

6. I bought sublingual B12 today because an infomercial told me it would give me more energy. I HATE infomercials, so that's definitely a sign I'm losing control.

5. I got into an e-mail fight with Human Resources yesterday. They can't help it they don't breathe the same air as the rest of us humans (that was actually a direct quote from my boss :))

4. I've doubled my caffeine consumption and halved my energy level. I'm no mathematician, but that doesn't seem to compute.

3. I'm getting too distracted to finish this list so I'm considering making it a top NINE.

2. Just tried to put a hot pack on a patient's shoulder. Unfortunately the patient was in therapy for her knee.

1. I'm tremendously excited about going on a trip where I'm going to sit in a hotel room for 2 days with NOTHING TO DO!

See ya next week......